We are so J A Z Z E D to share our critically-acclaimed business vacation opportunity with our cherished clients again.
NYC - THE BRICK
August 10 @ 7pm, August 12 @ 2pm, August 12 @ 8pmTickets!
BALTIMORE - THE ANNEX
August 16 @ 8pm, August 17 @ 8pmTickets!
PHILADELPHIA - THE WHOLE SHEBANG
August 18 @ 7pm August 19 @ 2pmTickets!
This is likely the Last (?) Chance you have to buy a timeshare at my wonderful ranch, so giddy up, my fellow lunatics! And if you happened to buy a vacation home back in January, please spread the word to your friends and enemies up and down the Eastern seaboard. We are truly as desperate as ever for cold, hard American cash to pay that pesky mortgage!