Legal Name: Buffalo Bailey
Position: Owner and Proprietress at Buffalo Bailey's Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other
Last Beverage: Corn whiskey
What are your three favorite colors: Brown
Twirl or cut your spaghetti: I do not eat spaghetti.
What makes you happy?: Money.
Legal Name: Gay Horse Derek Smith
Position: Assistant Program Manager of Wolverine Prevention, Intelligence and Murder
Lips or Eyes: Lips ;)
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
Shorter or Taller: Taller
Older or Younger: Older
Sensitive or Loud: LOUD!
Hook-up or Relationship: Who says you can't have both here on Buffalo Bailey's Ranch for Gay Horses, Troubled Teen Girls and Other?
Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? I cannot drive for my hooves cannot control a steering wheel.
Legal Name: Gay Horse Alex Rodabaugh
Position: Director of Facility and Amenity Operations; Lead Saleshorse
Do you believe in... miracles?: How would you define miracle?
Love at first sight: Do I believe in love at first sight?
Santa Claus: No.
Kiss on the first date: Yes.
Legal Name: Swiss Cheese
Position: Head Librarian
Relationship Status: Open
First Vacation: What?
Have you ever left the state?: What's a state?
Moved out of town: Where would I move to?
How do you want to die?: I won't!
Have you ever been on a horse?: You know it.
Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?: Yes. Sore maw!
Legal Name: DJ Andy
Position: House DJ at the Discobarn
Ever ridden in an ambulance?: No
Ever ridden in a helicopter?: No
Ever caught the stove on fire?: No
Ever meet someone famous?: No
Ever been on an airplane?: No
Ever been on a boat?: No
Ever broken something expensive?: No
Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?: No
Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?: There's a great deal of treasure on Buffalo Bailey's Ranch if you ever get the chance to try out some land scuba. Spring for the extra metal detector- it's worth it!